Quote: Tommy: If the syntax of the English language was based on the number of syllables in a sentence, the world would be a lot simpler and more confusing. Andy: What? Tommy: It had the right number of syllables.
Quote: Tommy: You know, mashed potatoes are a novelty in Asia. It's because they can't be eaten with chopsticks. Annie: You could if they were really chunky. Tommy: You could, but you wouldn't have a 100% success rate and anything that's not a 100% success rate in Asia is not acceptable.